Here will be some random and funny things! This page might even be one of my favs!

I love blonde jokes! I am a blonde :D! I am not alone!jk


I knew a blonde that was so
stupid that.........

she called me to get my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'

she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order..

she sent me a fax with a stamp

on it.


she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was

a refund.....

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death..

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

she studied for a blood test..

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats..

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead..

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home

 

there was this blonde that was driving. she saw another blonde conoeing in a wheat feild. She jumped out of her car and shouted "Its blondeslike you that give us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come over there and get you!"

 

A blonde went to a football game with her boyfriend. After the game the guy asked her if she liked the game.

 

the blonde girl replied " Ya i loved it, but there is one thing i didn't understand."

 

"What don't you understand?"

 

The blonde says " at the beggining of the game both teams flipped a quarter to see who would go first. Then the rest of the game people kept on yelling get the quarter back. So i thought why is a quarter so important? i know that they want the refund but still."

Think before you answer. This is an adult test which many
children score better than adults.










How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before
you scroll down.































The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.







2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


















Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant,

and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer.


Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe , put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.







3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.

All the animals attend .... Except one.

Which animal does not attend?





















Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.



4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?




















Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.

Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.


According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90%
of the Professionals they tested got all questions wrong,
but many preschoolers got several correct answers..
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the
theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a
four-year-old.
 
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